some fall in love. i shatter.

100 Country Songs Elmer Lee Wrote For Ethel Perkins; March 2005 – October 2008 (#7)

In Stories Volume 1 on April 16, 2012 at 8:25 am

1. Frontman Needs A Frontlady (Lookin’ At You)

2.When I Butter My Toast I Imagine I’m Caressing Your Face

3. Paintball Date Night

4. A is for Angelic (The Alphabet Cycle)

5. B is for Beatrice and How I’d Go Further For You Than Dante Did For Her (The Alphabet Cycle)

6. C is for the El Camino That I’ll Pick You Up In If You Let Me Take You Out (The Alphabet Cycle)

7. D is for Drunk (We’re Gonna Have Fun) (The Alphabet Cycle)

8. Ethel

9. Ethel, Be Mine

10. I Wanna Hold Your Hand (2005)

11. Come On, Ethel

12. B is for Bitchin’

13. The Band Thinks You’re Hot

14. I’d Learn To Read Just to Read You Like A Book

15. My Brother, Tommy, Is A Jerk, Ethel

16. Why?

17. Why, Ethel?

18. It’s Not Too Late

19. I’ll Still Love You

20. Most Beautiful

21. Bar Fights

22. Tommy Got His Heart Out (Replacements Parody/Cover)

23. Only Child

24. Dancin’ And Romancin’

25. Speakin’ The Truth

26. What I Thought You Thought About What I Thought

27. Picnics Are For Sissies

28. I’m Your Sissy

29. Ronky-Bonk (Honky-Tonk R&B)

30. Pretty Clever For A Dummy

31. Gonna Be A Star

32. Found

33. Only One I Love (Ethel, You’re The)

34. Foot-Shaped Hole In The TV (What The?)

35. Don’t Call Me Hick

36. Paradise

37. Time Goes Fast (Memory Cycle 1)

38. Ain’t No Time For The Band (Memory Cycle 2)

39. Lost

40. Strikin’ Solo

41. Serious, Confessional, Singer-Songwriter

42. Radio is Radi-no

43. Dark Days

44. What’s Next?

45. Christmas With Ethel Perkins and Her Family

46. Didn’t Know She Had A Sister

47. Tested

48. Hardwood (Revengin’)

49. Knockin’ Boots in the Wood-Paneled Trailer

50. Oh Shit! (Part 1)

51. New Year’s Tears

52. 1+1+1 = 0 (Math Cycle 1)

53. 1-1-1 Also = 0 (Math Cycle 2)

54. 1-1+1 Still = 0 (Math Cycle 3)

55. Whiskey’s My Only Friend

56. Lonely Couch

57. Apologizin’

58. Sorry Ain’t Enough

59. Beers With My Brother

60. When Will Sorry Be Enough?

61. Big Bad World

62. Shootin’ With My Eyes Closed

63. Makin’ Up & Makin’ Love

64. Engaged (What Else Do I Do?)

65. Hangin’ With The Boys

66. Plannin’

67. Mortgage For My Marriage

68. 4x4s and Four On the Floor

69. Don’t You Invite No Horse

70. The Wedding Song

71. Wasted Away Again in Daiquiri-aville (Jimmy Buffet Parody/Cover)

72. Buckin’ Broncos

73. Elmer’s Glue

74. Best Times

75. Oh Shit! (Part 2 – Gonna Be A Daddy)

76. Clock’s Tickin’

77. Where I Been?

78. Bills, Bills, Bills (2007)

79. Too Tight Trailer

80. Closet Sizes

81. Buyin’ In Bulk Blues

82. Beer Budget? (Don’t Think So)

83. Expectin’

84. Overstayin’ Her Welcome

85. Speedin’ On The Wrong Side Of The Road

86. Lil’ Ethel

87. Joysome Cries

88. Too Poor For A Nanny, Too Late For a Granny

89. Late Nights (Whiskey Don’t Make It No Easier)

90. Boys Are Callin’

91. Can’t Tie A Good Man Down

92. Break Time

93. Daddy’s Time Away

94. Always Come Back To Momma & Baby

95. Sittin’ On The Front Porch (Nursin’ Beers & Bruises)

96. County Fair Carousel

97. Oh Shit! (Part 3 – Gonna Be A Daddy 2)

98. Tick-Tock

99. Lil’ Elmer

100. Ethel’s Song (Told Ya I’d Do It)

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